Things that happen when you turn your back for a second.

1. Isabella's napping in our bed. I leave to go to the washroom. Maui walks on her, wakes her by startling the bejesus out of her and then snuggles up.

Lesson learned: Stop intaking all liquids so as to never, ever have to go to the washroom again.

2. Left her in the swing. Went to wash some dishes. Turned around. There she is half hanging off the swing, her socks have come down and she managed to thread her arm to her armpit through the toy she was holding in her hand 10 seconds earlier.

Lesson learned: Let Tony do all dishes all the time to prevent such a tragedy from happening again, (or just start buckling her into the swing). Whatever.